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【EG-010】AVヘビー級伝説EVEvsマグナム北斗

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【EG-010】AVヘビー級伝説EVEvsマグナム北斗 �


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PennyworthonlyofbeautifulSoup?

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HesentthemwordIhadnotgone

`Youcan'tthinkhowgladIamtoseeyouagain,youdearoldthing!'saidtheDuchess,asshetuckedherarmaffectionatelyintoAlice's,andtheywalkedofftogether.Alicewasverygladtofindherinsuchapleasanttemper,andthoughttoherselfthatperhapsitwasonlythepepperthathadmadehersosavagewhentheymetinthekitchen.`WhenI'MaDuchess,'shesaidtoherself,(notinaveryhopefultonethough),`Iwon'thaveanypepperinmykitchenATALL.Soupdoesverywellwithout--Maybeit'salwayspepperthatmakespeoplehot-tempered,'shewenton,verymuchpleasedathavingfoundoutanewkindofrule,`andvinegarthatmakesthemsour--andcamomilethatmakesthembitter--and--andbarley-sugarandsuchthingsthatmakechildrensweet-tempered.Ionlywishpeopleknewthat:thentheywouldn'tbesostingyaboutit,youknow--'ShehadquiteforgottentheDuchessbythistime,andwasalittlestartledwhensheheardhervoiceclosetoherear.`You'rethinkingaboutsomething,mydear,andthatmakesyouforgettotalk.Ican'ttellyoujustnowwhatthemoralofthatis,butIshallrememberitinabit.'`Perhapsithasn'tone,'Aliceventuredtoremark.`Tut,tut,child!'saidtheDuchess.`Everything'sgotamoral,ifonlyyoucanfindit.'AndshesqueezedherselfupclosertoAlice'ssideasshespoke.Alicedidnotmuchlikekeepingsoclosetoher:first,becausetheDuchesswasVERYugly;andsecondly,becauseshewasexactlytherightheighttorestherchinuponAlice'sshoulder,anditwasanuncomfortablysharpchin.However,shedidnotliketoberude,sosheboreitaswellasshecould.`Thegame'sgoingonratherbetternow,'shesaid,bywayofkeepinguptheconversationalittle.`'Tisso,'saidtheDuchess:`andthemoralofthatis--"Oh,'tislove,'tislove,thatmakestheworldgoround!"'`Somebodysaid,'Alicewhispered,`thatit'sdonebyeverybodymindingtheirownbusiness!'`Ah,well!Itmeansmuchthesamething,'saidtheDuchess,digginghersharplittlechinintoAlice'sshoulderassheadded,`andthemoralofTHATis--"Takecareofthesense,andthesoundswilltakecareofthemselves."'`Howfondsheisoffindingmoralsinthings!'Alicethoughttoherself.`Idaresayyou'rewonderingwhyIdon'tputmyarmroundyourwaist,'theDuchesssaidafterapause:`thereasonis,thatI'mdoubtfulaboutthetemperofyourflamingo.ShallItrytheexperiment?'`HEmightbite,'Alicecautiouslyreplied,notfeelingatallanxioustohavetheexperimenttried.`Verytrue,'saidtheDuchess:`flamingoesandmustardbothbite.Andthemoralofthatis--"Birdsofafeatherflocktogether."'`Onlymustardisn'tabird,'Aliceremarked.`Right,asusual,'saidtheDuchess:`whataclearwayyouhaveofputtingthings!'`It'samineral,ITHINK,'saidAlice.`Ofcourseitis,'saidtheDuchess,whoseemedreadytoagreetoeverythingthatAlicesaid;`there'salargemustard-minenearhere.Andthemoralofthatis--"Themorethereisofmine,thelessthereisofyours."'`Oh,Iknow!'exclaimedAlice,whohadnotattendedtothislastremark,`it'savegetable.Itdoesn'tlooklikeone,butitis.'`Iquiteagreewithyou,'saidtheDuchess;`andthemoralofthatis--"Bewhatyouwouldseemtobe"--orifyou'dlikeitputmoresimply--"Neverimagineyourselfnottobeotherwisethanwhatitmightappeartoothersthatwhatyouwereormighthavebeenwasnototherwisethanwhatyouhadbeenwouldhaveappearedtothemtobeotherwise."'`IthinkIshouldunderstandthatbetter,'Alicesaidverypolitely,`ifIhaditwrittendown:butIcan'tquitefollowitasyousayit.'`That'snothingtowhatIcouldsayifIchose,'theDuchessreplied,inapleasedtone.`Praydon'ttroubleyourselftosayitanylongerthanthat,'saidAlice.`Oh,don'ttalkabouttrouble!'saidtheDuchess.`ImakeyouapresentofeverythingI'vesaidasyet.'`Acheapsortofpresent!'thoughtAlice.`I'mgladtheydon'tgivebirthdaypresentslikethat!'Butshedidnotventuretosayitoutloud.`Thinkingagain?'theDuchessasked,withanotherdigofhersharplittlechin.`I'vearighttothink,'saidAlicesharply,forshewasbeginningtofeelalittleworried.`Justaboutasmuchright,'saidtheDuchess,`aspigshavetofly;andthem--'Buthere,toAlice'sgreatsurprise,theDuchess'svoicediedaway,eveninthemiddleofherfavouriteword`moral,'andthearmthatwaslinkedintohersbegantotremble.Alicelookedup,andtherestoodtheQueeninfrontofthem,withherarmsfolded,frowninglikeathunderstorm.`Afineday,yourMajesty!'theDuchessbeganinalow,weakvoice.`Now,Igiveyoufairwarning,'shoutedtheQueen,stampingonthegroundasshespoke;`eitheryouoryourheadmustbeoff,andthatinabouthalfnotime!Takeyourchoice!'TheDuchesstookherchoice,andwasgoneinamoment.`Let'sgoonwiththegame,'theQueensaidtoAlice;andAlicewastoomuchfrightenedtosayaword,butslowlyfollowedherbacktothecroquet-ground.TheotherguestshadtakenadvantageoftheQueen'sabsence,andwererestingintheshade:however,themomenttheysawher,theyhurriedbacktothegame,theQueenmerelyremarkingthatamoment'sdelaywouldcostthemtheirlives.AllthetimetheywereplayingtheQueenneverleftoffquarrellingwiththeotherplayers,andshouting`Offwithhishead!'or`Offwithherhead!'Thosewhomshesentencedweretakenintocustodybythesoldiers,whoofcoursehadtoleaveoffbeingarchestodothis,sothatbytheendofhalfanhourorsotherewerenoarchesleft,andalltheplayers,excepttheKing,theQueen,andAlice,wereincustodyandundersentenceofexecution.ThentheQueenleftoff,quiteoutofbreath,andsaidtoAlice,`HaveyouseentheMockTurtleyet?'`No,'saidAlice.`Idon'tevenknowwhataMockTurtleis.'`It'sthethingMockTurtleSoupismadefrom,'saidtheQueen.`Ineversawone,orheardofone,'saidAlice.`Comeon,then,'saidtheQueen,`andheshalltellyouhishistory,'Astheywalkedofftogether,AliceheardtheKingsayinalowvoice,tothecompanygenerally,`Youareallpardoned.'`Come,THAT'Sagoodthing!'shesaidtoherself,forshehadfeltquiteunhappyatthenumberofexecutionstheQueenhadordered.TheyverysooncameuponaGryphon,lyingfastasleepinthesun.(IFyoudon'tknowwhataGryphonis,lookatthepicture.)`Up,lazything!'saidtheQueen,`andtakethisyoungladytoseetheMockTurtle,andtohearhishistory.ImustgobackandseeaftersomeexecutionsIhaveordered';andshewalkedoff,leavingAlicealonewiththeGryphon.Alicedidnotquitelikethelookofthecreature,butonthewholeshethoughtitwouldbequiteassafetostaywithitastogoafterthatsavageQueen:soshewaited.TheGryphonsatupandrubbeditseyes:thenitwatchedtheQueentillshewasoutofsight:thenitchuckled.`Whatfun!'saidtheGryphon,halftoitself,halftoAlice.`WhatISthefun?'saidAlice.`Why,SHE,'saidtheGryphon.`It'sallherfancy,that:theyneverexecutesnobody,youknow.Comeon!'`Everybodysays"comeon!"here,'thoughtAlice,asshewentslowlyafterit:`Ineverwassoorderedaboutinallmylife,never!'TheyhadnotgonefarbeforetheysawtheMockTurtleinthedistance,sittingsadandlonelyonalittleledgeofrock,and,astheycamenearer,Alicecouldhearhimsighingasifhisheartwouldbreak.Shepitiedhimdeeply.`Whatishissorrow?'sheaskedtheGryphon,andtheGryphonanswered,verynearlyinthesamewordsasbefore,`It'sallhisfancy,that:hehasn'tgotnosorrow,youknow.Comeon!'SotheywentuptotheMockTurtle,wholookedatthemwithlargeeyesfulloftears,butsaidnothing.`Thishereyounglady,'saidtheGryphon,`shewantsfortoknowyourhistory,shedo.'`I'lltellither,'saidtheMockTurtleinadeep,hollowtone:`sitdown,bothofyou,anddon'tspeakawordtillI'vefinished.'Sotheysatdown,andnobodyspokeforsomeminutes.Alicethoughttoherself,`Idon'tseehowhecanEVENfinish,ifhedoesn'tbegin.'Butshewaitedpatiently.`Once,'saidtheMockTurtleatlast,withadeepsigh,`IwasarealTurtle.'Thesewordswerefollowedbyaverylongsilence,brokenonlybyanoccasionalexclamationof`Hjckrrh!'fromtheGryphon,andtheconstantheavysobbingoftheMockTurtle.Alicewasverynearlygettingupandsaying,`Thankyou,sir,foryourinterestingstory,'butshecouldnothelpthinkingthereMUSTbemoretocome,soshesatstillandsaidnothing.`Whenwewerelittle,'theMockTurtlewentonatlast,morecalmly,thoughstillsobbingalittlenowandthen,`wewenttoschoolinthesea.ThemasterwasanoldTurtle--weusedtocallhimTortoise--'`WhydidyoucallhimTortoise,ifhewasn'tone?'Aliceasked.`WecalledhimTortoisebecausehetaughtus,'saidtheMockTurtleangrily:`reallyyouareverydull!'`Yououghttobeashamedofyourselfforaskingsuchasimplequestion,'addedtheGryphon;andthentheybothsatsilentandlookedatpoorAlice,whofeltreadytosinkintotheearth.AtlasttheGryphonsaidtotheMockTurtle,`Driveon,oldfellow!Don'tbealldayaboutit!'andhewentoninthesewords:`Yes,wewenttoschoolinthesea,thoughyoumayn'tbelieveit--'`IneversaidIdidn't!'interruptedAlice.`Youdid,'saidtheMockTurtle.`Holdyourtongue!'addedtheGryphon,beforeAlicecouldspeakagain.TheMockTurtlewenton.`Wehadthebestofeducations--infact,wewenttoschooleveryday--'`I'VEbeentoaday-school,too,'saidAlice;`youneedn'tbesoproudasallthat.'`Withextras?'askedtheMockTurtlealittleanxiously.`Yes,'saidAlice,`welearnedFrenchandmusic.'`Andwashing?'saidtheMockTurtle.`Certainlynot!'saidAliceindignantly.`Ah!thenyourswasn'tareallygoodschool,'saidtheMockTurtleinatoneofgreatrelief.`NowatOURStheyhadattheendofthebill,"French,music,ANDWASHING--extra."'`Youcouldn'thavewanteditmuch,'saidAlice;`livingatthebottomofthesea.'`Icouldn'taffordtolearnit.'saidtheMockTurtlewithasigh.`Ionlytooktheregularcourse.'`Whatwasthat?'inquiredAlice.`ReelingandWrithing,ofcourse,tobeginwith,'theMockTurtlereplied;`andthenthedifferentbranchesofArithmetic--Ambition,Distraction,Uglification,andDerision.'`Ineverheardof"Uglification,"'Aliceventuredtosay.`Whatisit?'TheGryphonliftedupbothitspawsinsurprise.`What!Neverheardofuglifying!'itexclaimed.`Youknowwhattobeautifyis,Isuppose?'`Yes,'saidAlicedoubtfully:`itmeans--to--make--anything--prettier.'`Well,then,'theGryphonwenton,`ifyoudon'tknowwhattouglifyis,youAREasimpleton.'Alicedidnotfeelencouragedtoaskanymorequestionsaboutit,sosheturnedtotheMockTurtle,andsaid`Whatelsehadyoutolearn?'`Well,therewasMystery,'theMockTurtlereplied,countingoffthesubjectsonhisflappers,`--Mystery,ancientandmodern,withSeaography:thenDrawling--theDrawling-masterwasanoldconger-eel,thatusedtocomeonceaweek:HEtaughtusDrawling,Stretching,andFaintinginCoils.'`WhatwasTHATlike?'saidAlice.`Well,Ican'tshowityoumyself,'theMockTurtlesaid:`I'mtoostiff.AndtheGryphonneverlearntit.'`Hadn'ttime,'saidtheGryphon:`IwenttotheClassicsmaster,though.Hewasanoldcrab,HEwas.'`Ineverwenttohim,'theMockTurtlesaidwithasigh:`hetaughtLaughingandGrief,theyusedtosay.'`Sohedid,sohedid,'saidtheGryphon,sighinginhisturn;andbothcreatureshidtheirfacesintheirpaws.`Andhowmanyhoursadaydidyoudolessons?'saidAlice,inahurrytochangethesubject.`Tenhoursthefirstday,'saidtheMockTurtle:`ninethenext,andsoon.'`Whatacuriousplan!'exclaimedAlice.`That'sthereasonthey'recalledlessons,'theGryphonremarked:`becausetheylessenfromdaytoday.'ThiswasquiteanewideatoAlice,andshethoughtitoveralittlebeforeshemadehernextremark.`Thentheeleventhdaymusthavebeenaholiday?'`Ofcourseitwas,'saidtheMockTurtle.`Andhowdidyoumanageonthetwelfth?'Alicewentoneagerly.`That'senoughaboutlessons,'theGryphoninterruptedinaverydecidedtone:`tellhersomethingaboutthegamesnow.'

Soupoftheevening,beautifulSoup!

`TheQueenofHearts,shemadesometarts,

Willyou,won'tyou,willyou,won'tyou,willyoujointhe

"Twinkle,twinkle,littlebat!


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